The Absurd Wayne LaPierre: Asshole of the Week #13

The Absurd Wayne LaPierre:Asshole of the Week #13

The Absurd Wayne LaPierre: Asshole of the Week #13

Who else but a complete asshole would have the tone-deafness to open a gun pitch seminar right after a senseless shooting not once, but twice.

Wayne was sired and raised by wolves in upstate New York. He attended college at a Franciscan school in New York where he received a BA degree in Fundraising-the Franciscans were beggars and then fundraisers. He also received an MA in Illogical Thinking from a Jesuit college. A good Catholic gent, he reveres the lives of the unborn—not so much the living unless they are the owners of multiple firearms. He has made his living as a shill for firearms manufacturers and collecting contributions and dues from said gun owners and manufacturers.

I believe that neither Moses nor Charlton Heston ever existed, but said actor once led the National Rifle Association and said “you’ll have to pry my gun from my cold, dead hand. That should be relatively easy now. Let’s dig up the old emoter and pry that gun from his hand.

That was the organization Wayne took over in 1991. Since then he has been named “Leading Salesman” by the firearms industry trade association the NSSF or National Sports Shooting Foundation. It remains uncertain as to when shooting school children became a sport.

Wayne decided that the best way to respond to the Sandy Hook shooting was to hold a press conference blaming it all on the “lack of mental health reform and the prevalence of violent video games and movies”, and went on to say, "The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun." But, under his breath, he said ‘ and we want to supply plenty of guns for both.’

As a solution to the school shooting, Wayne has called for armed and trained guards at all schools. Wayne called the response of the FBI, the media, and gun control advocates to the shooting a Parkland, Florida, political and repeated his advocacy for armed guards at school. With his $5.4 million compensation in 2014, Wayne may be able to afford trained armed guards, but the average school district cannot. Or maybe he wants the non-gun-owning taxpayers to foot the bill.

The best thing I can say about Wayne LaPierre is that he is a douchebag and intellectual dwarf.

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