Asshole of the Week #3: The Loathsome Marjorie Taylor Greene

Marjorie Taylor Greene: Asshole of the Week

Asshole of the Week


Announcing the MBW Asshole of the Week award winner. In recognition of excellence in assholiness and total indifference to the values of others , the winner is the inglorious MJT herself Congresswoman from Georgia's 14th District and all-around crazy bitch: Marjorie Taylor Greene—Mrs. Greene has not done anything special this week or last, but was a candidate any week and a nominee for life-time mendacity award.

Marge was born in Middleville, Georgia on May 27, 1974 to kudzu farmer, Robert Taylor and a bitch wolf—seldom do I find a case of, "but who is the mother," but as near as I can find, there is no mention of her anywhere and Greene has only publicly referred to her in the collective parents. She graduated from the University of Georgia with Insanissimae Canis Femina honors. To earn money in college she became a part-time prostitute, but her career in this field ended shortly after her passion for packing heat and shooting clients in the genitals was discovered. This passion combined with the fact that a BBA degree is essentially worthless, led her to marry local idiot, Perry Greene. In 2002 Margie's daddy sold his general contracting company to the Greenes. Midge was named as vice-president and CFO of the company, but an Atlanta Journal-Constitution investigation found she did almost nothing and had no significant presence at the company. She stepped down as CFO in 2011, a move that went unnoticed by everyone, including the president, to begin CrossFit training. She co-founded a gym with someone she met at a gym. She left the business in 2017, admitting that her BBA taught her little about running a business.

Armed with useless knowledge and a preference for doing as little as possible, she became politically engaged during the 2016 presidential primaries. She wrote articles for a conspiracy news website and a pro-police fake news website. She had found her calling: spouting outrageous lies whether spoken or on paper. Her passion for gun violence, a propensity to lie that almost matched Herr Trump and total indifference to her constituents made her the perfect candidate for the inbred rednecks in Georgia's goiter-filled 14th Congressional District. She topped the list of 8 lesser evils and got 74% of the vote running unopposed in the general election—could we look at this as 26% of the voters finding no representation preferable to her—and became a member of the U.S. Congress after taking the oath to protect the constitution with her fingers crossed on Jan 3, 2021. What she did between then and the insurrection 3 days later remains undetermined.

As a congresswoman—gender not confirmed—she has done her absolute best to spread lies and misinformation at every opportunity. She has violated numerous congressional protocols and shown no inclination for supporting the constitution or democracy. She was stripped of committee assignments and a resolution has been proposed to expel her, though this is unlikely to get the two-thirds majority required.

So congratulations to this week's winner of the coveted MBW Asshole of the Week Award, Senior Space Cadet and honorary Chief Crazy Bitch : Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Please feel free to nominate your own candidates in the comments.

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Bruce Workman

Bruce Workman

Bruce is a retired rubber chemist. He is the former publisher, editor and head writer for the county Democratic Party newsletter.

He is currenty a freelance writer, and a political activist. Bruce likes to read, research, write, design this website, and fish.

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  1. Joie

    Ted Cruz ABSOLUTELY must be recognized here. He is possibly the worst human being to suck air ever.

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